GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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wotdafuck:

do you ever close a really important tab by accident and you just

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necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

themadtwatter:

"Does he look like a bitch?"

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flarne:

lorde of the flies

younggigs:

zohbugg:

luciferandphilosophy:

thequeenandthephoenix:

blackgirlsprettythings:

prominent-afro-history:

"Joshua Beckford learned to read fluently by the time he was two and a half and taught himself to touch-type on a computer before he could write using a pencil.
He can speak Japanese, practices medical surgery on a computer simulator and has completed more than 1,000 maths problems.”

Can we please reblog our children!!!

HOW THOUGH??? HOW IS THIS AMAZINGNESS POSSIBLE. 

An excellent upbringing, good circumstances, and a devoted mind?

When I was six I still couldn’t say the word “yellow” correctly.

this is just ridiculou

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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“It’s in the eye of the viewer. Dying is not necessarily paying for one’s sins. I certainly hope it’s not, because the nicest people that have ever lived are going to die eventually. So it could be argued instead that he did get away with it because he never got the cuffs put on him. [There was] the one time with Hank [in ‘To’Hajiilee’]. But he’s expired before the cops show up. They’re rolling in with the sirens going and the lights flashing and he just doesn’t give a damn. He’s patting his Precious, in Lord of the Rings terms. He’s with the thing he seems to love the most in the world, which is his work and his meth lab and he just doesn’t care about being caught because he knows he’s on the way out. So it could be argued that he pays for his sins at the end or it could just as easily be argued that he gets away with it.” (Vince Gilligan, on Walt’s death in Breaking Bad finale, “Felina”)

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Holy fuck she likes me back.

sniffing:

explaining your grades to your parents

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